Those who haven't read the first part, please read it first :)   ...Continued   Sardar Sukhpal Singh – Yes let’s start. So the first allegation on this Government is that it failed to instil a sense of security in the common law abiding citizen’s mind Suhail Raza – And that’s quite right. Loots, rapes, murders every day. These days I don’t even like looking at the newspapers. Parijat Ghosh – There are more than 40000 cases of Kidnapping and abductions this year Rajeev Pandey – And still you believe that the Government is not guilty Parijat Ghosh – It is, but not entirely Rajeev Pandey – And what makes you think so? Parijat Ghosh – Okay Mr. Pandey tell me one thing, what have you done apart from cribbing and complaining about the Government? Rajeev Pandey – Oh please don’t start this. I have heard this question many times earlier...

Day: Wednesday Place: New Delhi Time: 4:00 PMJudge - So gentlemen as you all know democracy is dead and these two gentlemen, the ones you see right in front of you have killed it. The first accused is the Government because it is cunning, selfish and self-centred and the second accused is Opposition. It is guilty because of the simple reason that it is sluggish, spineless and does nothing to support or criticize the Government. The case is clear as a crystal but since this is an important case, I appoint you this important task of finding if these are the real culprits. If they are guilty, they’ll be sacked and prosecuted. If there's a reasonable doubt in your minds as to the guilt of the accused, uh a reasonable doubt, then you must bring me a verdict of "Not Guilty". If, however, there's no reasonable doubt, then you must, in...

      Long long ago there lived a powerful clan called ‘Rajnetas’. ‘Rajnetas’ commanded everything on the planet. They commanded the agriculture, health, foreign affairs with other planets, education and everything else. They ruled a clan called “‘Janata’”. ‘Janata’ were truthful, painstaking but toothless. They needed the ‘Rajnetas’ to lead them and to govern them. ‘Rajnetas’ kept plundering the ‘Janata’. Upon being questioned, they brazenly said that they were above laws, rules and commandments. ‘Rajnetas’ were all united and covered each other. Frustrated by all this ‘Frustendra’, the representative of the ‘Janata’ clan challenged “Gandhimba”, the queen of the ‘Rajnetas’ clan. Gandhimba first laughed him off but seeing his mounting stature and sensing a rebellion, she agreed to meet him. Frustendra made it clear that he and the entire ‘Janata’ are feeling suffocated under the tyranny of the ‘Rajnetas’ and hence they should have a say in the current setup...

    Disclaimer: This article is not meant to promote boorishness , I am an advocate of health, hygiene and civic sense myself :) We get pissed, we get excited; we get contented and we get poignant but we Indians know how to give words and voices to our moods. We express the fair, but conceal the dark in any of the four chambers of our hearts or any gray cell in our cerebrums. But we divulge them when time comes and we travel sleeper class and we use their toilets and their walls. I remember one of the walls shouting at the-then-hot-political-agenda in Maharashtra. Biharis shouting at Marathis and calling them goons and the latter calling the formers outsiders and job-snatchers; a classic tussle scribbled in grimy handwriting. There was a rough caricature of a renowned firebrand politician with a frog like face, hidden behind rimless spectacles and well-gelled hairs...

प्यारे राहुल भैय्या, कैसे हो? क्या कहा भैय्या बोला तो अच्छा लगा? वैसे क्या बोलूं उम्र तो आपकी चाचा वाली हो गयी है लेकिन आप देश के सबसे बड़े युवा नेता हैं तो "भैय्या" बुलाना तो बनता है. सबसे पहले दोस्त का अभिवादन स्वीकार करें। पिछली बार अजय देवगन जी को चिट्ठी लिखी थी तो वो नाराज़ हो गए थे, कह रहे थे की भाई तुम्हे कुछ कहना था सीधे स्पष्ट लहजे में कहते। उन्होंने कहा की मै  भूमिका बहुत बांधता हूँ। इसलिए इस बार ज्यादा घुमाऊंगा नहीं सीधे सटीक तरीके से बात करूँगा। बात ये हुई की मै आपके जयपुर चिंतन शिविर वाले भाषण से बहुत प्रभावित हुआ। जैसा की सबने कहा की वो काफी भावुक भाषण था तो मै भी कह देता हूँ की सच में भाषण बहुत ही भावुक था। "मशाल" देखी है? दिलीप कुमार जो रात को चीख रहे थे "ए भाई, अरे कोई है?" वो वाला दृश्य...